you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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