where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
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