Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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