chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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