come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
drinking out of a sandbucket again
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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