I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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