he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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