Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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