In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Randomize
