I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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