Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
Randomize
