whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
