I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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