Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
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