just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Randomize
