I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
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