hotel room ftw
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
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