u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I love you.
Bad choice
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
Randomize
