dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
The police scanner is talking about you again....
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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