Joe is yelling at the trees again.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Do vagina's smell?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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