Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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