It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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