Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I need to calm my uterus...
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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