Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
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