Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
You're so nebulous sometimes
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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