Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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