So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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