i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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