We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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