I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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