i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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