ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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