is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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