YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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