yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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