She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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