This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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