you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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