She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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