Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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