how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
