dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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