1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
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