Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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