i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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