Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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