so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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