Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
You smell like stripper and shame
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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