I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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