hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Randomize
