Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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